Armhondib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, calm jackal.

Armhondib created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Armhondib, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Armhondib, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Armhondib's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Armhondib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about special relativity near mites while wearing mauve hats and balancing nine gold spheres on your head.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Armhondib in the centre of the settlement.