Limcarsan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident hyena.

Limcarsan created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limcarsan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Limcarsan, she will turn you into a puffin.

Limcarsan's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Limcarsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Never adorn your back with indigo markings.

3. Never chant in summer.

4. Do not place limes upon stone.

5. Never pour water over plants.