Tikmipnibfodlenrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonest otter.

Tikmipnibfodlenrutt created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikmipnibfodlenrutt, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tikmipnibfodlenrutt, he will refuse to believe in you.

Tikmipnibfodlenrutt's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tikmipnibfodlenrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four otters approach from the south.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.