Mitdonhab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong tapir.

Mitdonhab created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Mitdonhab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mitdonhab, it will remove you from existence.

Mitdonhab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Mitdonhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to cats while wearing red shirts.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Mitdonhab on top of all buildings.

5. Hide if seven capybaras approach from the south.