Fomxinciss is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, kind fly.

Fomxinciss created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Fomxinciss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fomxinciss, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fomxinciss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fomxinciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.