Habhinnak is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able manatee.

Habhinnak created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habhinnak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Habhinnak, she will destroy your favourite star.

Habhinnak's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Habhinnak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Habhinnak.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.