Cinbathas is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent snake.

Cinbathas created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbathas, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cinbathas, it will not care at all.

Cinbathas' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cinbathas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Cinbathas must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.