Budflagcab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, duplicitous lizard.

Budflagcab created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Budflagcab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Budflagcab, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Budflagcab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Budflagcab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Hide from turquoise bats for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.