Buncitgess is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless deer.

Buncitgess created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buncitgess, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Buncitgess, it will turn you into a goat.

Buncitgess' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Buncitgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never wear brown dresses.