Bomhuddim is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, irritating wyvern.

Bomhuddim created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomhuddim, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bomhuddim, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bomhuddim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bomhuddim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to rats while wearing orange dresses.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bomhuddim on top of all buildings.