Queegrowfas is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating
swan.
Queegrowfas created water three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Queegrowfas, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Queegrowfas, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Queegrowfas' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Queegrowfas' Holy Commandments1. Hide from yellow monkeys for they are unholy.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Do not hurt sheep.