Dindabflis Pidweeton is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive dryad.

Dindabflis Pidweeton created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dindabflis Pidweeton, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dindabflis Pidweeton, she will turn you into a frog.

Dindabflis Pidweeton's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dindabflis Pidweeton's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always obey Dindabflis Pidweeton's priests.

3. Never jump near eagles.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.