Tagmabstig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless badger.

Tagmabstig created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Tagmabstig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tagmabstig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tagmabstig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tagmabstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

3. Do not place spinach upon stone.

4. Never adorn your hands with indigo markings.

5. Always wear mauve.