Rigkopdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, wise raccoon.

Rigkopdiss created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigkopdiss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rigkopdiss, it will be very sad.

Rigkopdiss' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Rigkopdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rigkopdiss.

5. Never mix onions with blood.