Carbotjan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic rhinoceros.

Carbotjan created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carbotjan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Carbotjan, it will destroy your favourite star.

Carbotjan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Carbotjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not record signs concerning planets.

3. Always count to five before sleeping.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Carbotjan.