Kangepmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, flying pig.

Kangepmeg created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kangepmeg, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kangepmeg, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kangepmeg's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Kangepmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kangepmeg.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kangepmeg.

5. Do not chop down trees.