Muthivwig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, thoughtless frog.

Muthivwig created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Muthivwig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Muthivwig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Muthivwig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Muthivwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always remove boots before touching aluminium.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never mix apples with ash.

5. Never laugh in holy places.