Fudriptadgebmotladgodmon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, slow bat.

Fudriptadgebmotladgodmon created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudriptadgebmotladgodmon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudriptadgebmotladgodmon, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fudriptadgebmotladgodmon's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fudriptadgebmotladgodmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick otters.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Always obey Fudriptadgebmotladgodmon's priests.