Sadsinbad is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful wasp.

Sadsinbad created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadsinbad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sadsinbad, she will boil you in a big pot.

Sadsinbad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sadsinbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not take Sadsinbad's name in vain.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

5. Never look in ponds.