Cudpogbuslen is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent human.

Cudpogbuslen created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudpogbuslen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cudpogbuslen, it will make you grow a tail.

Cudpogbuslen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cudpogbuslen's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at midnight.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.