Pintenhen is a god.

He takes the form of a small, thoughtless naga.

Pintenhen created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pintenhen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pintenhen, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pintenhen's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Pintenhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pintenhen.

3. Always look after injured porpoises.

4. Worship no other gods but Pintenhen.

5. You must never eat nuts.