Ladbityogsabgep is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omniscient faun.

Ladbityogsabgep created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ladbityogsabgep, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ladbityogsabgep, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ladbityogsabgep's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ladbityogsabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to birds while wearing gray hats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always look after injured grasshopers.