Flatlopdoss is a god.
He takes the form of a small, unfair
warg.
Flatlopdoss created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flatlopdoss, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Flatlopdoss, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Flatlopdoss' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Flatlopdoss' Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never paint your chest blue.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flatlopdoss.