Dibhomwitvenflig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent swan.

Dibhomwitvenflig created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibhomwitvenflig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dibhomwitvenflig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dibhomwitvenflig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dibhomwitvenflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Worship no other gods but Dibhomwitvenflig.

5. Never skip in the presence of voles.
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