Omtgetmat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, strong tortoise.

Omtgetmat created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Omtgetmat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Omtgetmat, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Omtgetmat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Omtgetmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.