Tofyarlleg is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, competent lion.

Tofyarlleg created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tofyarlleg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tofyarlleg, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tofyarlleg's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Tofyarlleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Tofyarlleg on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never play with disobedient children.