Hivbellhat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise centipede.

Hivbellhat created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivbellhat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hivbellhat, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hivbellhat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hivbellhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Always help ants in need.