Nannurtham Yattjenteen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking unicorn.

Nannurtham Yattjenteen created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nannurtham Yattjenteen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nannurtham Yattjenteen, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nannurtham Yattjenteen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nannurtham Yattjenteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.