Ominquamflan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, charitable hyena.

Ominquamflan created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominquamflan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ominquamflan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ominquamflan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Ominquamflan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Ominquamflan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
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