Cimlegwit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, capable jackal.

Cimlegwit created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimlegwit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cimlegwit, he will turn you into a rat.

Cimlegwit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cimlegwit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Cimlegwit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always share nuts with strangers, but never with rats.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.