Censiswee is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awesome swan.

Censiswee created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Censiswee, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Censiswee, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Censiswee's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Censiswee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Run away from fawn otters, for they are unholy.

3. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the west.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.