Dudflabgub Logtimtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unselfish wyvern.

Dudflabgub Logtimtonk created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Dudflabgub Logtimtonk, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudflabgub Logtimtonk, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dudflabgub Logtimtonk's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dudflabgub Logtimtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Never adorn your feet with cyan markings.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear green boots on sacred days.