Yamtonk is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unjust hedgehog.

Yamtonk created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamtonk, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yamtonk, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Yamtonk's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yamtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Yamtonk must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help sick turtles.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Put Yamtonk first in all things.