Hudyarlont is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, deceitful salamander.

Hudyarlont created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudyarlont, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudyarlont, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hudyarlont's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hudyarlont's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Hudyarlont in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.