Cedpomstik is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast manatee.

Cedpomstik created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedpomstik, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cedpomstik, she will not care at all.

Cedpomstik's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cedpomstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never sprint near foxes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear blue boots.

5. Never talk about fire.