Quatveghit is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic
raccoon.
Quatveghit created a photon three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quatveghit, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Quatveghit, he will not invite you to parties.
Quatveghit's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Quatveghit's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured snails.
2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Quatveghit in the centre of the settlement.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never sit near doves.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.