Quatveghit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic raccoon.

Quatveghit created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatveghit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quatveghit, he will not invite you to parties.

Quatveghit's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Quatveghit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snails.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Quatveghit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never sit near doves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.