Wodcebbom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, merciless hyena.

Wodcebbom created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wodcebbom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wodcebbom, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wodcebbom's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wodcebbom's Holy Commandments

1. Wodcebbom loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Wodcebbom on top of all buildings.

4. Never think ill of sick ducks.

5. Never look at comets.