Tikcadfab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish wyvern.

Tikcadfab created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tikcadfab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tikcadfab, he will curse you with boils.

Tikcadfab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tikcadfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.