Himnabquill is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient scorpion.

Himnabquill created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Himnabquill, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Himnabquill, it will turn you into a rat.

Himnabquill's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Himnabquill's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Himnabquill.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Himnabquill.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.