Veddavbat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, sapient otter.

Veddavbat created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Veddavbat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Veddavbat, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Veddavbat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Veddavbat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine goats approach from the east.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Veddavbat.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Worship no other gods but Veddavbat.
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