Citrenflow is a god.

She takes the form of a small, dishonourable wombat.

Citrenflow created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citrenflow, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Citrenflow, she will cry a lot.

Citrenflow's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Citrenflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. You must love Citrenflow.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Citrenflow must be the most important thing in your life.