Tettititvid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous horse.

Tettititvid created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettititvid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tettititvid, he will try to impress you with trees.

Tettititvid's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tettititvid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Tettititvid on top of important buildings.

4. Always obey Tettititvid's priests.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.