Wipladven is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, slow bird.

Wipladven created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipladven, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wipladven, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Wipladven's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Wipladven's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.