Wiplegfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a large, pitiless raven.

Wiplegfeb created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiplegfeb, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wiplegfeb, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wiplegfeb's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wiplegfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never look in ponds.