Pitbadmet is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-confident dolphin.

Pitbadmet created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitbadmet, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pitbadmet, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Pitbadmet's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pitbadmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Worship no other gods but Pitbadmet.

5. Do not chop down trees.