Appcussnart is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair jellyfish.

Appcussnart created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Appcussnart, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Appcussnart, she will turn you into a rock.

Appcussnart's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Appcussnart's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about ducks.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.