Libhothon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident cow.

Libhothon created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libhothon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Libhothon, it will not invite you to parties.

Libhothon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Libhothon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to pigs while wearing gray trousers.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Worship no other gods but Libhothon.