Farnbegsoggompaszan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, slow gerbil.

Farnbegsoggompaszan created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnbegsoggompaszan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Farnbegsoggompaszan, she will turn you into a sheep.

Farnbegsoggompaszan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Farnbegsoggompaszan's Holy Commandments

1. Farnbegsoggompaszan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Hide if six otters approach from the east.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. You must never eat peanuts.