Dotwothab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever squid.

Dotwothab created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Dotwothab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dotwothab, he will turn you into a duck.

Dotwothab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dotwothab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dotwothab.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.