Flapzigflan is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking dragonfly.

Flapzigflan created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Flapzigflan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flapzigflan, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flapzigflan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Flapzigflan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Retreat if seven rats approach from the west.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flapzigflan.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.