Bonkdaprutpad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust mink.

Bonkdaprutpad created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkdaprutpad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bonkdaprutpad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bonkdaprutpad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bonkdaprutpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never sing near great tits.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Fast once a month.