Flanbudbast is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, self-confident squirrel.

Flanbudbast created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanbudbast, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flanbudbast, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flanbudbast's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flanbudbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always obey Flanbudbast's priests.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Never go into red rooms.