Motbumhanfut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical armadillo.

Motbumhanfut created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motbumhanfut, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Motbumhanfut, she will turn you into a snail.

Motbumhanfut's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Motbumhanfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to turtles while wearing yellow kilts.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Motbumhanfut.