Bassfobdud is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody otter.

Bassfobdud created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bassfobdud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bassfobdud, it will boil you in a big pot.

Bassfobdud's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bassfobdud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bassfobdud on top of all buildings.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.