Stikxengov is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, confident hippopotamus.

Stikxengov created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikxengov, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stikxengov, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Stikxengov's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Stikxengov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to seals while wearing cyan shoes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.