Kikcidkin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, able mink.

Kikcidkin created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikcidkin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kikcidkin, she will boil you in a big pot.

Kikcidkin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Kikcidkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.