Xemsiskikpintofquag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome squirrel.

Xemsiskikpintofquag created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemsiskikpintofquag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xemsiskikpintofquag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Xemsiskikpintofquag's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Xemsiskikpintofquag's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Xemsiskikpintofquag loves voles, so they must be respected.